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Where the fuck is Lassie when you need her? (Also, Nerd HQ pics that were promised an age ago…)

Well, I feel like I fell down a well, anyway…

Okay, so first off, I’m sorry about my prolonged absence.  After the initial panic from the aforementioned emergency died down, our finances started kicking our butts.  Some of you may have seen my panicked crafting blitz on Twitter and Etsy.  I also told the slum apartment owners and property manager that I was moving out after five months of roach infestation, broken appliances, and unfinished repairs.  After using choice words, including “lawsuit”, “attorney”, and “loud, Republican mother”, they decided to “amicably” handshake and agree that I be let out of my lease early, at no penalty.  All of this, and more, have combined to make my life a living hell for the last three weeks.  I didn’t mean to delay you guys, and I’m glad you guys understand!

First off, Nerd HQ was amazing!  For those of you who did not make the annual pilgrimage to San Diego this July, Nerd HQ was a “side con” to Comic Con, thrown by The Nerd Machine.  Held at Jolt’n Joe’s, on the corner of 4th and J Street, the event had an entire floor of first-look video games (Gears of War 3, Rayman, Gunstringer, and others), a merchandise booth full of cool Nerd gear, and large HD and 3-D televisions showing Break.Com videos and Nerd Machine PSA’s.

Roy the Robot made a prominent appearance there, sitting in a place of honor at the merchandise booth.  We got to meet the artist who drew The Nerd Machine’s logo artwork, Jim Mahfood.  Mahfood was cool and had some awesome things on display at Trickster (a free comic artist mini con across the street from Comic Con), and he signed Roy! **

At times, he would choose to mingle with the crowd, stopping to pose with his fans…

Roy posing with me and SweetKT

Roy takes a moment to pose with the artist who created him...

Skyetk is swept off her feet...

Roy the Robot turned out to be a whopping 50 inches tall! I have his keyboard and other pieces that weren’t available in time for NerdHQ, and will be piecing those onto him before putting him up for auction. I haven’t forgotten!

Roy would like to thank everyone who supported him along the way...

I got the chance to meet some awesome nerds from TNM, including two girls who each are dead ringers for Claire Littleton from Lost.  We named them Claire One and Claire Two.  I’m sure their parents named them Laura and Emily (respectively), but four days of knowing them rendered us better-equipped to name them properly, y’see.

One of them was Claire from "Vancooter"... Because Laura had to learn that Kella fails at spoken language. Hard.

We also had an actual Claire, and she was designated “Claire Prime”.  We’re not nerds at all.  Swear.  I also met up with TNM chat regulars such as Tessay/pinaynerd (the awesome lady who was my roommate/hostess for NerdHQ), Beefkiller, may.the.nerd.b.with.u, Andriana, Jaimemac, NerdyCruz, juniper728, theurbanraptor, XFKirsten, and a bunch of others whose names I can’t retain in my head after a month, I’m sorry!

By the time Roy and I got there on Thursday afternoon, the place was packed already and there were panels going on upstairs.  I am definitely regretting the intervening mayhem that kept me from updating sooner, because all the details have faded from my brain.  I remember a few things though (in no particular order):

#1.) There was a couple cosplaying there, first as Flynn/Rapunzel from “Tangled”, then as Chuck/Sarah from — well — “Chuck”.  Michael Haneline took his geeky girlfriend, Genevieve, on a whirlwind mission-tour of Comic Con and NerdHQ, and along the way there were stormtroopers, mission clues from Chuck (who was apparently with Sarah on assignment in Brazil… or something. I don’t know. I’m sure Casey was there. With guns…), and ended it all with a steampunk puzzle box at Comic Con booth 1331.  Inside was a gorgeous ring. Great cosplay, great attitudes, and genuinely great people to talk to. (And Genevieve is an admitted craft!nerd…go figure!) Their wedding website is here.

So cute! (And able to kill you with their pinkies in about 50 different ways...)

Zac gave them a great engagement present: an impromptu Break.com spot on camera!

This was what she had to "defuse" for her shiny...

#2.) I got to meet Zac Levi (and the entire Nerd Machine team, who are all incredibly metal for working their asses off!), Scott Bakula, Seth Green, Felicia Day, and Michele from Team Unicorn accidentally stepped on my foot and elbowed me in the boob in a crowd surrounding the aforementioned Break.com interview (which I still consider a “meeting” and therefore a win, by the way). They’re all awesome people, and getting to see Scott Bakula and Zac Levi do a spur-of-the-moment musical number during a panel was a weekend highlight.

#3.) Nathan Fillion going “incognito” up the sidewalk past NerdHQ.  In his green “Captain Mal”-style shirt, distinctive haircut, red bandanna over his face, and tight jeans, I had absolutely no freaking clue who he was… for about 0.5 seconds. I nodded at him as he walked along and went about my work.  I was trying to find something to do, about 15-20 minutes later, and was walking into the bar when he almost ran me down on foot on his own way into the panel room upstairs.  Now, after about two years of my brother regaling us with his “Nathan Fillion almost hit me with his car in a crosswalk across the street from the L.A. Film School!” story, I’ve come to the conclusion that Nathan Fillion has it out for my family.  Thankfully, my sister is out of state, or I’d be worried about another celebrity-generated attempt on my family’s safety!  (I jest. The only thing Nathan Fillion is genuinely guilty of is twine-avoidance. And being studly!awesome. As he will tell you.)

4.) Caitlin Kagawa does awesome costume design. She crossplays a bunch (i.e. this year, she paraded about NerdHQ as Flynn Rider, Captain Jack Harkness, and Neal Caffrey) and is so convincing that I was embarrassed to be told, finally, that she was actually a girl!  I had an awesome chat with her and her roommate, Salina, who is a writer.  (Fair warning, Caitlin: I will probably be hijacking you for your input on a knitted cosplay for next year… as threatened previously.)

Convincing, ain't she?

I met many awesomely geeky couples, worked with some hilarious nerds, and got to meet the men (and woman!) behind the curtain: Zac Levi, David Coleman, and David’s wife, Courtney.  (David and Zac even signed Roy!)

I don’t have many pictures, unfortunately, as I was busy schlepping all over the place and working my ass off. I swear I lost 10lbs that weekend alone! I shall forever recommend volunteering for NerdHQ as the new “P-Nerdy-X” diet.  The friends I made and fun I had was intense and I can’t wait to do it again next year.  Also, I’m very proud of myself for only having ONE panic attack that entire four-day trip, toward the end of it all.  I was so afraid I’d freak out in public and not be able to work my shifts, let alone have fun.

Through all the rush, I got this pic near the end. Zac loved the doll, thankfully!

Whew! Now that I’ve actually “ripped off the band-aid” and posted this, for better or worse, I can stop thinking of myself as a horrible person for procrastinating on this post.  The longer my drama went on, the more blogging became this insurmountable obstacle; I’d waited so long, it was impossible to complete!


**Wrong draft got published, did not intentionally omit Jim from original posting. I’m just not that technically brilliant between the hours of 1:00 AM and 10:00AM, Pacific Standard Time.


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