Psst! Panda Paraphenalia Post…

Hey guys!  Guess what???

For $4.99 + tax, in the Lakeline Mall in Austin, TX, you can TOTALLY own your own…. (wait for it)…

 

SOLAR POWERED PANDA READING A NEWSPAPER ON THE TOILET!!!

This a children’s toy, you bastards. Take comfort in the fact that, as it’s screwing your kids up for life, it’s doing so in an environmentally-conscious way.

 

 

And now, I leave you.
You’re welcome.

 

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