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Today’s Facebook Frivolity: 12-2-12

Me:  Nothing sounds appetizing. I literally go into the kitchen and my stomach threatens to practice throwing up.
Husband:  Sorry. That sucks.

Me:  Hey, wait! I have some money… should I go get a salad from the deli counter in the grocer’s?

Husband:  …

Me:  Because getting a salad from McDonald’s would be like getting a handjob from an abstinence counselor.

Husband:  …Thanks for adding something to my bucket list.

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